look at your calendars--look at December 25th
that's not a regular day
we get off from work, so let's have us some fun
and celebrate christmas our way
well we won't go to church
but we'll stay in to play...
let's all get fucked on christmas
let's all take shits on christmas
let's all suck dick on christmas
let's all get creamed on christmas...
now we don't believe in god
and we never found christ
we don't go to church and we don't pray
so where we gonna find meaning?
and what will we do?
to celebrate this meaningful day.
now it won't mean a thing if you
don't help me sing...
let's all smoke pot on christmas
let's all do coke on christmas!
let's all shoot up on christmas!
let's all burn out on christmas!
let's all go wild on christmas!
let's all get pooched on christmas!
let's all snowball on christmas!
let's all beat off on christmas...
beating off is special on christmas...
in the bleak midwinter night
a frosty wind made moan
I found me a hooker--she looked just like christ
HE gave me a rusty trombone!
and it won't mean a thing, if you
don't help me sing
let's all wear pink on christmas!
let's all burn books on christmas!
let's all crash planes on christmas!
let's all drink blood on christmas!
let's all kill dogs on christmas!
let's all start firest on christmas!
let's all shoot guns on christmas!
let's all have fun on christmas!
let's all moo shoo on christmas!
let's all chow mein on christmas!
let's all kung pao on christmas!
let's all moo goo on christmas!
let's all fuck cows on christmas!
let's all spread AIDS on christmas!
let's all cream rinse on christmas!
let's all get slammed on christmas!!